“Closed Doors” Radio Ads
“Closed Doors” Alaska
Script
ANNCR: Hold your breath Alaska. Because something’s happening behind closed doors in Washington that might make you gag.
Lobbyist voice 1: Ok fellas – let’s run down the list.
Lobbyist voice 1: Easier for polluters to spew pollution into the air.
Lobbyist voice 2: Check.
Lobbyist voice 1: More pollution threatening fishing streams and hunting grounds.
Lobbyist voice 2: Check.
Lobbyist voice 1: More protection for our profits?
Lobbyist voice 2: Oh yeah.
ANNCR: A bill is being written by special interest lobbyists that guts America’s clean air laws.
Lobbyist voice 1: Ok…now… who we gonna get to pass this thing.
ANNCR: It’s the Dirty Air Act of 2010 – to help big polluters’ bottom line. And they’re looking at our senator to help ram it through Congress.
Call Senator Begich at 202-224-3004. Tell him Alaska says ‘no way’ to Dirty Air.
And keep an eye on him at no-dirty-air-act-dot-com.
Paid for by the American Values Network
Lobbyist 1: Hope Alaska has their respirators ready.
Lobbyist 2: Clean air is so [cough] overrated.
“Closed Doors” Arkansas
Script
ANNCR: Hold your breath Arkansas. Because something’s happening behind closed doors in Washington that might make you gag.
Lobbyist voice 1: Ok fellas – let’s run down the list.
Lobbyist voice 1: Easier for polluters to spew pollution into the air.
Lobbyist voice 2: Check.
Lobbyist voice 1: More pollution threatening fishing streams and hunting grounds.
Lobbyist voice 2: Check.
Lobbyist voice 1: More protection for our profits?
Lobbyist voice 2: Oh yeah.
ANNCR: A bill is being written by special interest lobbyists that guts America’s clean air laws.
Lobbyist voice 1: Allrighty…now… who we gonna get to pass this thing.
ANNCR: It’s the Dirty Air Act of 2010 – to help big polluters’ bottom line. And they’re looking at our senator to help ram it through Congress.
Call Senator Pryor at 202-224-2353. Tell him Arkansas says ‘no way’ to Dirty Air.
And keep an eye on him at no-dirty-air-act-dot-com.
Paid for by the American Values Network
Lobbyist 1: Hope Arkansas have their respirators ready.
Lobbyist 2: Clean air is so [cough] overrated.
“Closed Doors” Indiana
Script
ANNCR: Hold your breath Indiana. Because something’s happening behind closed doors in Washington that might make you gag.
Lobbyist voice 1: Ok fellas – let’s run down the list.
Lobbyist voice 1: Easier for polluters to spew pollution into the air.
Lobbyist voice 2: Check.
Lobbyist voice 1: More pollution threatening fishing streams and hunting grounds.
Lobbyist voice 2: Check.
Lobbyist voice 1: More protection for our profits?
Lobbyist voice 2: Oh yeah.
ANNCR: A bill is being written by special interest lobbyists that guts America’s clean air laws.
Lobbyist voice 1: Alrighty…now… who we gonna get to pass this thing.
ANNCR: It’s the Dirty Air Act of 2010 – to help big polluters’ bottom line. And they’re looking at our senator to help ram it through Congress.
Call Senator Bayh at 202-224-5623. Tell him Indiana says ‘no way’ to Dirty Air.
And keep an eye on him at no-dirty-air-act-dot-com.
Paid for by the American Values Network
Lobbyist 1: Hope Hoosiers have their respirators ready.
Lobbyist 2: Clean air is so [cough] overrated.
“Closed Doors” Missouri
Script
ANNCR: Hold your breath Missouri. Because something’s happening behind closed doors in Washington that might make you gag.
(conf room SFX)
Lobbyist voice 1: Ok fellas – let’s run down the list.
Lobbyist voice 1: Easier for polluters to spew pollution into the air.
Lobbyist voice 2: Check.
Lobbyist voice 1: More pollution threatening our fishing streams and hunting grounds.
Lobbyist voice 2: Check.
Lobbyist voice 1: More protection for our profits?
Lobbyist voice 2: Oh yeah.
ANNCR: A bill is being written by special interest lobbyists that guts America’s clean air laws.
Lobbyist voice 1: Ok…now… who we gonna get to pass this thing.
ANNCR: It’s the Dirty Air Act of 2010 – to help big polluters’ bottom line. And they’re looking at our senator to help ram it through Congress.
Call Senator McCaskill at 202-224-6154. Tell her Missouri says ‘no way’ to Dirty Air.
And keep an eye on her at no-dirty-air-act-dot-com.
Paid for by the American Values Network
Lobbyist 1: Hope Missouri has their respirators ready.
Lobbyist 2: Clean air is so [cough] overrated.
“Closed Doors” North Dakota
Script
ANNCR: Hold your breath North Dakota. Because something’s happening behind closed doors in Washington that might make you gag.
Lobbyist voice 1: Ok fellas – let’s run down the list.
Lobbyist voice 1: Easier for polluters to spew pollution into the air.
Lobbyist voice 2: Check.
Lobbyist voice 1: More pollution threatening fishing streams and hunting grounds.
Lobbyist voice 2: Check.
Lobbyist voice 1: More protection for our profits?
Lobbyist voice 2: Oh yeah.
ANNCR: A bill is being written by special interest lobbyists that guts America’s clean air laws.
Lobbyist voice 1: Allrighty…now… who we gonna get to pass this thing.
ANNCR: It’s the Dirty Air Act of 2010 – to help big polluters’ bottom line. And they’re looking at our senators to help ram it through Congress.
Call Senators Conrad and Dorgan at 202-224-3121. Tell them North Dakota says ‘no way’ to Dirty Air.
And keep an eye on them at no-dirty-air-act-dot-com.
Paid for by the American Values Network
Lobbyist 1: Hope North Dakota has their respirators ready.
Lobbyist 2: Clean air is so [cough] overrated.
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